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What is DoubleUnrebirth The?
DoubleUnrebirth the is a difficulty where... uh... We're gonna need some terms for this.

VERYSMALLESTERCAR
Comparing 1 to this is like comparing TFD:E to Easy. The name means "very smallester cardinal".

ABSOLUTESMALLITY
Comparing 10 to this is like comparing VERYSMALLESTERCAR to 1000.

COFAN
Comparing VERYSMALLESTERCAR to this is like comparing EXPAN to ABSOLUTESMALLITY. The name means "Cardinal of Friendliness and Neutrality".

Very Low DoubleUnrebirth The

 * Wait COFAN - (minus) 1000 seconds.

Low DoubleUnrebirth The

 * Don't touch anything for COFAN seconds.
 * Wait COFAN - 100 seconds.

Medium DoubleUnrebirth The

 * Don't move for ABSOLUTESMALLITY + VERYSMALLESTERCAR seconds.
 * Wait ABSOLUTESMALLITY seconds.
 * Don't touch anything for COFAN + ABSOLUTESMALLITY * 10 seconds.

High DoubleUnrebirth The

 * Don't move for VERYSMALLESTERCAR seconds.
 * Wait VERYSMALLESTERCAR seconds.
 * Don't touch anything for ABSOLUTESMALLITY seconds.

Borderline DoubleUnrebirth The

 * Don't touch anything for VERYSMALLESTERCAR seconds.